Who Does Susie Look Like?

Well, I'm no Superman, I'll tell you that.

Madame Queen posted this little challenge to her readers and I took it. I'm not sure if I should be amused or insulted by my results. You upload a photo of yourself and you get matched with ten celebrities that you look like, you know, if you squint really hard. Most of my "matches" were men. Seriously. Have I really let myself go that much or did I just choose a terrible picture? Now I half expected a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis to come up because I have often been told that I look like her. (And I hope to God that I look half that good when I am her age.) But because I know you are curious, here are some of my results:

Shirin Ebadi. A Nobel Peace Prize winner, I suppose I could do worse. Maybe I will look just like this in twenty years but to be honest, I have more gray hair than she does.

Jason Biggs. Now I wouldn't kick him out of bed but I have a lot less facial hair (I hope). I spent some time tweezing last night just in case.

Now this one is flattering, Alison Lohman. I've never heard of her before and I think she's half my age. Also, I have brown hair - other than that, she's a dead ringer.

Runner up match - Gary Busey, I kid you not. Maybe before my coffee in the morning, I don't know. I repeat, my hair is brown. So are my eyes. Besides, I would never ever wear leather.

Finally, my closest match - Zach Braff. Separated at birth? I just don't know what to think about this. I mean, he's cute, don't get me wrong, but I don't even have that sweet little chin cleft thing. And he was way better hair than me.